whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
