Me too!
If that was your dad, he is hot
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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