last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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