The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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