Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
