I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In America we eat man semen.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Randomize
