The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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