I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
