i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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