yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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