it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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