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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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