I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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