So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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