you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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