got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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