I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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