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(418): View more from Quebec

I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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(310): View more from California

Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.

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(360): View more from Washington

Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am

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(703): View more from Virginia

I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven

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