He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I would ride that face into the sunset
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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