There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
