How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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