I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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