imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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