Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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