so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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