can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
time to smoke my breakfast
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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