would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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