I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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