You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
