If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
