You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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