After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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