i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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