is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
