Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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