Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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