Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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