brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
True college students do jello shots in the library
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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