I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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