is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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