as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well I just put wine in my tea
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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