I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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