I think I am morally bankrupt
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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