...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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