Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize