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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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