Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
