Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
false alarm. still invincible.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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