Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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