at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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