Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
what if I'm pregnant?
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No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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