he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
