She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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